Arrgh!!

There are all sorts of reasons for prefering a cross to a crucifix (though in my opinion none is particularly convincing) but surely this one must be the worst. It's the Torygraph, I know, but the Grauniad has the same report, apparently from the same news service for what that is worth.

The Vicar is worried about the depiction of Jesus' death upsetting children. (The bloodthirsty little beggars at our church school wouldn't mind it, I'm sure.) But apparently it's not upbeat enough. And I thought Buddy Jesus was a Hollywood satire...